Posts tagged ‘R. Crumb girls’

Backwards dialogue (and new means to orgasm)

-Thank you for being so kind to me.
-Thank you for letting me.

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-You must know how sexy you look right now.
-No, I really don’t. But I feel sexy.

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-I have a garter belt somewhere, too.
-I’m kind of digging this look right now.
-What, the knee socks? Look, they go up to my thighs.

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-Oh, yes, rub your chin on my back. I love the way your stubble feels on my skin.

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-Why are you getting me all excited just when you’re about to leave? This is an evil plot to get me to drive you to the T, isn’t it?
-I’m just enjoying myself.

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-You’re fun to nap with, too.

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-When I was spanking you and you started to squirt, that was so hot.
-I’ve never come that way before.

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-Oh, god, please.
-Please what?
-Please…

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-Have you been a good boy?
-I haven’t come for a week.
-I’ve been very naughty. I came in the shower the other day, so hard I had to press my face against the windowsill. I think the neighbors heard me.

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-Do you like my new skirt?
-Yes. I like the way your thighs look when you bend over.
-Yeah?
-Yeah. And your ass. I like your ass in that skirt.
-What about it?
-It’s so round.

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-But. I had all these plans! I was going to put the collar on you!
-I’ve had all the submission I can take for one night. You liked dinner, didn’t you?

April 29, 2008 at 4:28 pm 1 comment


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